The ants are getting out of control. Today I came home to find our entire dish cabinet filled with trails of the miserable creatures— turns out there was a dried little rice kernel stuck to a plate.

Washing every dish we own wasn’t my idea of a great way to unwind after work, but it gave me the opportunity to loudly recite my favorite lines from The Professional (Gary Oldman rocks)

How many dishes do you want to clean MacKensie?